1. Golf is golf. You hit the ball, you go find it. Then you hit again. - Lon Hinkle 2. To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly. - Author Unknown 3. If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball - Jack Lemmon 4. Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What are we supposed to take up when we quit? - George Archer 5. If I hit it right, it’s a slice. If I hit it left, it’s a hook. If I hit it straight, it’s a miracle. - Author Unknown 6. If you wish to hide your charácter, do not play golf. - Percey Boomer 7. I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt. - Chi Chi Rodriguez 8. Art said he wanted to get more distance. I told him to hit it and run backward. - Ken Venturi, on Art Rosenbaum 9. One of the advantage of bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball...